Dating for boys and girls
While men are notoriously terrified of settling down and missing out on the debaucheries of the bachelor life, the very opposite is true for a girl.
We are nesters by nature, and constantly have to fight the urge to make you a copy of our keys that fine moment we matched on Tinder (don’t all modern love stories start on Tinder? If you neglect to escape the dreaded curse of the U-Haul, and find yourself moved in by date #2 -- by the time you reach date #5, you will probably be blissfully married (or "domestic partners" depending on how repressed a state you live in) with two adopted adult cats and a thriving organic kale garden you and your partner affectionately tend to in matching flannel (JK... By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.
The exterior differences between boys and girls hardly scratch the surface of what really rules about being a girl who has sex with girls.
The true beauty of Sapphic sex is this: We know what the f*ck good. We listen to your body and can tell what’s working and what’s not (we are excellent communicators, and communication is crucial to SEX).
When you’re swimming in the boy-girl pool, it almost feels to get noticed because you're caught up in a terrifying tidal wave made up of masses of over-eager “girls-seeking-boys.” The straight scene is one giant, over-saturated, heterosexual hot mess.
It’s a dangerous game, chock full of paranoia and power play.
In these girl dating games, you build up your charisma and intelligence and go out on dates with different guys.
Fall in love with a guy of your dreams and create lasting relationships.
If we happen to engage in a night of intoxicated, mind-blowing sex after the date #1, we won't tweet about what an easy harlot you are.
It will only strengthen our connection to you, because sex between two women is a remarkably collaborative, shared experience.